5:00pm today found all of the shoes on a heap in front of my 4 year-old's toy kitchen. Was she cooking up some sort of shoe delicacy? Opening up a pretend Japanese restaurant and requiring all patrons to leave their shoes at the door? Accepting footwear as a valid form or currency for her services? No idea. Upon discovering said heap, I told her she must put them away because it was time for dinner. Yes. You read that right. We eat dinner at 5:00pm. Like old people in a retirement community. Moving on...
As we sat down to dinner I noticed the shoe pile had vanished. I had wrongfully assumed they were put back on the shelf in our front entryway. Instead, I found this:
(Brief interjection: Bert is wonderful, incredibly supportive, and at times a bit of a smart-ass). Here's a transcript of the lecture Bert gave our 4 year-old following the discovery of the second shoe pile.
Bert: You can't just move the pile from one place to another and call that cleaning up.
(Bert pauses, then delivers a pointed glance in my direction.)
Bert: I'm telling you this because you might not learn it somewhere else.
Mary Poppins: Like from her mother?
Thanks for the not so subtle hint, Bert. I got it.
4 comments:
You got to love shoes! All of us at the Smith's home do. I need Bert to come give that same lecture at our house.
Oh Bert... that was a good one ;)
kenna--i'm sure bert would be happy to oblige.
mrs. f--i'd find it funnier if it weren't aimed at me.
Classic. I am still laughing at loud. I can totally see that conversation taking place.
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